Time for some Friday fun. This post should to be taken with a grain of salt. And a slice of lime.
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I am about to reveal to you the secret drink to order that makes you at least 25% sexier and 32% more intriguing to women.
But before I do, I want to talk to you about why your choice of drink is so important.
That’s right, style week is moving to your style of drink.
The drink that you drink communicates quite a bit about you, and the type of night you are having. Forget your clothes, your shoes, your hair style, demeanor, and body language. The true mark of who a man is can be found in his glass.
You probably have a natural sense that this is true. When you see a man at a bar drinking a glass of wine, you can probably put together quite an impression of who he is and the type of night he is having. He’s a doosh bag. Unless he is at a wine bar. Then he’s just pretentious. Unless he’s there with a chick. Then he’s a pretentious doosh bag.
Just kidding. I don’t hate you if you like wine.
In the same vein, you can draw conclusions in your mind about the man with a bottle of Budweiser, or the guy with the Jagermeister shots (shudder).
Your drink can communicate how social you are, how drunk you are, how tasteful you are, how fancy you are, and how much of a man you are.
So this is like really really really important.
Are you ready to know what drink to order?
Your life will never be the same after this.
Here it is. This is the best drink to order at any bar ever:
Manhattan. On the rocks.
Do not order it up (in a martini glass, as it is served by default). The martini glass screams “LOOK AT ME, I CRAVE ATTENTION!” Order it on the rocks, like a man.
When a woman asks what you are drinking, and you reply Manhattan, she will know that it is a fancy drink, and she will know that it has whisky in it, because of the dark color.
Nothing says man to a woman like whisky.
Also, many people who don’t like whisky don’t like Manhattans, since bourbon (or rye) is the primary ingredient. She will think you are a real man because you can tolerate the strong, delicious, sweet, sweet flavor of Bourbon, yet know that you have class, because you aren’t drinking shot after shot of whisky.
Man. A man with taste. A man that likes fine things. A man with taste that likes fine things but doesn’t have to show off.
Be a man. Drink a Manhattan.